Poof

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When Eric Foster was a child Osiris the Alien gave him a vial of the Buddha's tears, Geronimo's bible, Cleopatra's hand-mirror, Socrates' yo-yo, a Niklaus Copernicus telescope lens, a Teddy Roosevelt toothpick, Leonardo da Vinci's scissors, Van Gogh's painting trowel, Crazy Horse's moccasins, and a lock of the Minotaur's hair. Eric hauls his relics to Happytime Hot Springs and Unusual Event Center in Boulder, Colorado, Osiris shows up, Eric befriends Andy the Inter-Dimensional Hot Springs Dog, and competes for Atlantean granola-girl Valentina Meraki's affections with his nemesis, Hardbreath. When Colonel Chemtrail and his Space Force Hot Spots arrive with Socrates, the Buddha, Copernicus, da Vinci, Van Gogh, and Teddy Roosevelt Happytime happy times rocket over the moon. That's when Laughing Disease infects everybody, Glenda the Glacier goes rogue, and Marty the Meteor decides to mash Earth's potatoes on Labor Day. Famed Hollywood director Quentin Quarantino and assistant Clora Quinn are filming a Happytime documentary. "This will win an Academy Award." - Labor Day. Marty pierces Earth's atmosphere and it's goodbye Happytime hello last pen earthly portal, in Chaco Canyon, New Mexico. The Minotaur and Teddy Roosevelt smash an alien-FBI roadblock, da Vinci and Van Gogh paint a shortcut the aliens and FBI crash into like Wile E. Coyote chasing Roadrunner, and Colonel Chemtrail's bomb-vest thwarts himself and the final alien assault. Marty slams Earth moments after the Happytime gang pop through the portal and rodeo-ride the Milky Way to Sirius the Dog Star, safe among cosmic creatures knowing how to dodge a meteor better than any human. - A perception-provoking defiance of reality with a hundred humorous spins, Poof is one part Eastern Mysticism, one part Magical Realism, and one part American Gumption. A modern Alice in Wonderland. A butt-load of fun.