The You-Ought-to-Buy-Ography of an Ink-Slinger (Classic Reprint)

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Excerpt from The You-Ought-to-Buy-Ography of an Ink-Slinger One does need to know much to publish a book like this. All I know is that The Midget owed me$100, needed to make its bank book balance, and I got tired of waiting for the elusive dollars to come back to me and decided to to take it out in printing. That's what it cost me. The writing I did "just for the fun of it, " when I felt kind of bubbling like. It didn't cost me anything. It won't cost you anything to read it. If you feel unwilling to make the start, I offer you a reward of $1.00. If at the close you feel that you owe me any part of the $100.00 the publishing cost me, you may send it to The Boys' Manual Training School. That's why I have called this book a "You-ought-to-buy-ography." I could make this preface much longer by using some of the words I have left out of this book to shorten it, but I want space on this page for a key to the jokes that have got in it, in spite of my vigilance. I understand them, but I'm afraid you might trip over them. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully, any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.